have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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