dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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