if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
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moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
false alarm, still single
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