Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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