nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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