Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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