I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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