do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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