I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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