I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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