If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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