A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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