So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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