She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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