So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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