Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just googled if crying burns calories
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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