And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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