4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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