i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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