He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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