I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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