in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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