idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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