So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
im holly from the hills drunk
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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