your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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