dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He better not be in your backpack
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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