my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Even my vagina gasped.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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