I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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