i don't like sucking hair
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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