hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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