Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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