all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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