Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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