I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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