Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The Olympian is in my bed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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