Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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