But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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