called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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