that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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