WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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