I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
