I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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