I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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