IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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