My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
