just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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