I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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