i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
