oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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