Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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