fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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