Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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