What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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