why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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