After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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