hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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