Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You almost got us killed.
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So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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